"Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him… and says, Catch up."

- autism

Feminism in Slovakia. XD Naw, tis’ just an Easters tradition over here. You see, we sprinkle our women with water (throw them in an icy stream), whip ‘em good with a whip and they give us booze and chocolate eggs and like a ton of food in return. Aw man, I loves Slovaks Easters.

horilky:

The day when I start to love people is the day I shoot myself

Anonymous: Why are you so hateful?

horilky:

I am the red terror, I am the holodomor, I am the holocaust, I am the nkvd, I am the katyn massacre, I everything there is to hate

horilky:

tesserariuss reblogged your photo and added:
You’re a sick fuck.
are you new?

I’m your long lost uncle, Frederik. Come into my ice cream and naps van.

Just returned from a series of medical exams necessary for my new job. Apart from a suspicion for an acute bronchitis and the fact that I need glasses, I passed with flying colours. That and I have the papers proving I’m somewhat physically healthy, psychically, that’s a whole other story. Also bought a new set of headphones and boxer pants. Today was a good day although I’m a bit afraid wearing glasses will wreck havoc to my holocaust aesthetic.

I thought this was leading to something deep…I wasn’t disappointed.